Monthly Archives: November 2013

The Bodyguard (by Delean Ellerbeck)

“I swear you wake up every morning in bed and think of ways to piss me off!”  Grandpa chuckles as I sweep away the debris from around his ‘throne’. “How did you know?” I ask as loud as I can, … Continue reading

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The Five Tenors

“We had a big argument over politics one day and he stormed out,” says Dad. “I opened the kitchen window and called down, ‘See you tomorrow, Mike.’ He threw his arms in the air and yelled ‘Urrrrrrrh!’” The Abbotts have … Continue reading

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F- 20 (by the Head Technician)

/!@!*#!&-#//X!! Sandy’s vehement bi-weekly off-coloured utterance comes blustering through my room door, interrupting the mind expanding binaural beats of the updated Neuro Programmer 3 I’m listening to. His profanities go through my room and out the open window, disturbing the … Continue reading

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