The Farm: Episode 556 by Nicol Drysdale

Cunning plan 435.

IMG_3485

After long debate, I managed to negotiate the following signed contract without the need of weapons:

BATH CONTRACT

DATED: NOVEMBER 6TH, 2015.

I, SANDY ORMISTON, SOLEMNLY SWEAR THAT I WILL ABIDE BY MY PROMISE TO HAVE A BATH ONCE A WEEK WHETHER I NEED IT OR NOT IN EXCHANGE FOR MY REGULAR SUPPLY OF GINGER AND ICE CREAM.

I REGRETFULLY ADMIT TO CONNING THOSE NAIVE ENOUGH TO REGULARLY BUY THE CON THAT I  WILL “TAKE THE BATH TOMORROW” OR ANOTHER DAY AND THAT SUCH CONNING  WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN, AND REQUEST THE BIG GUY UP THERE ACKNOWLEDGE MY REPENTANCE WHICH WILL, OF COURSE, TIP THE SCALES IN FAVOUR OF A PASS THROUGH THE PEARLY GATES.

SIGNED                                                                       WITNESS

SANDY ORMISTON                                                     NICOL DRYSDALE

Advertisements

About Morbid Optimist

My name is Katryna Mary Brooke Ormiston. I am 35 years old and after living in Vancouver for a decade, I am returning home to my 81 year old father’s hobby farm on Vancouver Island to care for him in the final stages of his life. This blog is to document my journey, process my experiences along the way and hopefully share and feel connected to a community beyond the three and a half acres I find myself on. A message in a bottle in the cyber-sea.
This entry was posted in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

2 Responses to The Farm: Episode 556 by Nicol Drysdale

  1. jessie says:

    hilarious! We should all make contracts like this with ourselves! Though I prefer a daily shower 😉

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s